“The great shameless, audacious bawler. He will be elected governor of the army. The boldness of his contention, and tiny hands on display. The bridge broken, the city faint from fear. The false Trumpet concealing madness will cause Byzantium to change its laws.” Nostradamus
The top scholars all agree that Nostradamus was correct in predicting a man with a very small cock, and huge ego named Trump will lead America into World War Three. A war between two major world powers that will last for 27 years. This moment of prodigious violence will coincide with the appearance of a comet in the sky. Nuclear combat will inevitably destroy the planet when the comet approaches Earth. This is the times we have chosen for ourselves through the vilification of politicians, and the worship of the false idol television; upon which you adorn.
There were other quadrants that would have had a much more pleasant outcome, but that required voting for a woman. See, when the immoral choice is made; punishment must be dealt. Just as Arkansas is slaughtering the doomed as I write this; so will you.
Russia has moved massive troops and weapons close to the North Korean border, to Vladivostok, Russia; only eight miles away in fact. The United States has moved the USS Carl Vinson, a guided missile cruiser, two destroyers, and several battle ships to the North Korean Peninsula. Vice President Pence was told to come back to America quickly and stop hobnobbing with the Asians. Joint sessions of Congress have been called, and the U.S. Senate is going to the White House for a briefing on North Korea. Most disturbing is that Spicer, Trump, and Pence have all stated this has nothing to do with a looming war.
Everything they say is the opposite of the truth, this has been made abundantly clear. Therefore, the feeling of war is in the air, and our newest ally is Tybla. These buggers are nasty and dangerous, they don’t mind torturing their own mothers to get ahead. Russia and the U.S. will make up the newest Axis with a few other countries scattered in to take on the world.
It always starts by just occupying a few nations. For the good of those poor bastards who reside there, of course. Then Russia will want just a little more, and more until we find ourselves at war with the world. However, this time we will be on the wrong side of history.
The Electoral College which is designed to stop certain unqualified individuals from becoming president allowed this to happen, and they have this blood on their hands. It can’t be washed off by proclaiming they only followed orders, the Nazis helped the world determine this excuse was unacceptable. They were the last fail-safe, supposedly, a group of enlightened individuals who can overturn the vote of their constituents if they had been bamboozled.
Well shit, partner, the citizens were had! Like a used car salesman showing a Budget Rental Car that was obviously victimized by random Americans being sold as an original NASCAR Pacer that only rounded the track once. Their job was to look at the car and tell the irrational buyer it’s a bad deal, hurt their feelings while explaining their stupidity, and desperation to have a new car. This didn’t happen though; they just rolled out the red carpet setting a precedent that will ensure the intention of the Electoral College is forever lost with the Founding Fathers.
The American public has become more enlightened. The majority understood that Trump was an insane choice for president, thus out-voting the degenerates by three million. The abundance of education, and information coupled with the lack of balls by the Electoral College makes a strong case to use only the popular vote in the future.
It's not what the founding fathers wanted, but in all fairness they never thought the average citizen would be informed enough to vote intelligently. Further, they thought the Electoral College would vote in the best interest of America, which has clearly been debunked. Born out of fear that non-slave states might free their property. These draconian laws of uncouth ethics, focused on dehumanizing people, and protecting the southern minority populace who historically contributes poor ideas should be dismantled. That's not what this rant is about though.
If you didn’t vote because the two candidates were the same, you too, will have blood on your hands. The Burnie voters trying to prove a point, well you might have ended peace in our lifetime. The stupid Stine voter who doesn't believe in vaccinations sent their own children to war through the soon to be reestablished draft. Anyone who helped get Trump elected will have this blood on their hands, and I hope you hear a rapping at your chamber door.
Trump's election does not bother me; does your conscience bother you? Now, tell the truth!
Maybe this does not indicate war, hopefully it’s all just a showing of force. Russia would never flex their muscles too much, now would they?
My god this post was too dry, no fun at all.
C.L.S.
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