Will Trump Answer for Collusion?

What have we gotten ourselves into? The dumb finally rose up and voted wielding their ballets in anger. Or did they? Could the Russians have finally infiltrated our government and rigged our election. “Hell no they didn’t” at least that’s the rallying cry of the president and his staff.

The claims that the president and his staff didn’t collude with the Russians is coming to a sick realization. The Glass White House is crumbling around them while they are shooting rocks at each other with high powered survival slingshots and laughing wildly. Today is the first public hearing of the House Intelligence Committee; which will focus on what reporters are describing as “meddling” by the Russian government with the United States of America's Election.

Trump himself openly asked the Russians to rig the election during a Nationally Televised debate seen by nearly every American. The public sentiment has never been such outrage on both sides of the isle with Democrats scared and running for their political lives, and Republicans seizing power while demanding full monarchical control of the government without question. That’s how they roll, and the drunken hillbillies are fine to lose their health care, dignity, and even the natural resources they frequent as long as Their Man is in the White House.

This Russian scandal will not end in a disgraced president, but it should. The Republicans will try to sweep this nasty mess under the rug no matter how big the lump it leaves in the carpet. “Just stomp on the damn thing till it flattens out; that's what we have always done before” sick bastards. Let’s take a quick look, shall we?

Eisenhower was found to have taken various monetary funds from numerous sources and his cabinet members were investigated for corruption. Taft sold Alaska’s coal for profit and when criticized fired the bloke in charge. Ford clearly had a political deal with Nixion and pardoned him setting a nasty precedent to come. McKinley blackmailed fraudulent land companies for his own prosperity. Reagan sold guns to our enemies, negotiated with terrorist, and distributed crack cocaine throughout our inner-cities to pay for it all. Bush then granted clemency to most everyone involved in the Iran-Contra Affair. Bush Jr. used the Republican National Committee Web Servers for god knows what and then destroyed the emails (sound familiar?) he also fired nine U.S. Attorneys without cause. Harding and his crew accepted bribes from companies most notably the Tea Pot Dome Scandal. Grant had more scandals than any other president with 110 Republicans convicted of crimes. Last but not least is Nixon, Watergate, who actually had people brake into the Democratic Party Headquarters to steal information before ultimately resigning.

We can’t leave out the Democrats now can we. Clinton got a blowjob while at work and lied about it. Obama collected telephone records of millions of Americans legally. Cleveland had a child out of wedlock. Kennedy had sex with various women other than his wife. Johnson had finical dealings with Baker who arranged sexual favors for politicians. Truman accepted gifts and was investigated for corruption charges. Wilson might have been a homosexual. Carter appointed a friend to the Office of Management and Budget who was charged with bank fraud and resigned from office.

It’s obvious the Democrats are perverts and Americans don’t do well with talks of Sex. Republicans seem to be out for money, cash, an extra buck; this most Americans can understand. Who doesn’t want to be rich it’s the goddamn American dream and when it happens to these poor bastards they don’t want the scum who didn’t get rich taking a portion of their pie. Eat it; get fat. It’s what our country does.

Now the hearings begin and the jail cell is right there waiting for the President. He better hope his usefulness hasn’t run out to the GOP. You better believe Tricky Dick and the decedent’s from his political tree will throw you under the bus.

The president is lying every signal day about some bizarre account of reality he is either so mentally ill he believes, or he is trying to dissuaded the dumb brutes they call his base. The Russia Conspiracy he claims is FAKE NEWS. Mostly because he knows he can say or do anything and his supporters a too dumb to care. He told everyone this during the campaign!

Obama hacked his phone and hid in the closet listening to all his conversations with the Russian Government, but did nothing. Obama might have taped his conversations, but he would have also ended him if he had. Make no bones about it. Obama is a real politician who knows how to attack.

Russia, the President, and Wiretapping let the drama begin. 2017 the year of the Rooster, “a year filled with bad luck.”

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