Joe Biden is President of the United States of America
An error is over and Trump is no longer our president. The inauguration was today and Joe Biden became the 46th President of the United States of America. Since we formally endorsed Biden in the last article; insurrection has occurred and domestic terrorists have invaded the Capitol of the U.S. causing a string of arrests; then the president was impeached a 2nd time. The Senate and House are under Democratic control, but the Republicans did win some ground.
The wombat infected the U.S. with its disease. Eventually it barricaded itself into a cave putting up walls everywhere and speaking behind bullet proof glass. The drugs had to be intense as his son went on several rants looking like he had just snorted five rails off a hooker's ass in the bathroom on a golden toilet. The depraved always do the wildest stuff.
This article might not get done tonight, I already need a break…
Having the right amount of liquor, beer, and meds are essential on an assignment like this one. One misstep either way and everything can suddenly change for the better or worst. The pandemic has totally halted eating from restaurants, or drinking at bars. Everything is done online these days. Even the bar atmosphere is found on Ticktok. Hanging out in Freedom Eagle 420’s lives and associating with fellow liberals from center to far left being accepting of one another.
This Ticktok group must be what Hunter S. Thompson’s Freak Power Party supporters' bond felt like. In this undercover experiment the journalist was sucked into the humanity of the platform, making real friendships with total strangers, but knowing we got each other's back. Pointing out the terrorists becomes exhausting, but if we do not point out this insane behavior who will? It’s important we speak up and point out this anti-American behavior. Follow our official Ticktok account @guiltyaddict to take part in the social experiment. It’s definitely an eye opening experience that allows you hang out with people from all kinds of backgrounds and ages; lumping you with a similar group. Or at least that's the best guess the experts have come up with yet.
When the wombat flew off for the last time to the tip of Florida it insisted on “I did it my way” by Frank Sinatra be played. It was surreal watching a disgraced president tuck his tail and leave town. The first president to ever attempt to overthrow the American government with a mob of angry Americans many of whom are still unwilling to accept defeat. There are many that understand continual support of a president that lost the election by a large margin and refused to transfer power, even going as far as telling his supporters to go to the Capital and hang Mike Pence which they then attempted to do, are classic terrorist.
In an obvious coordinated effort these white nationalists, and the weird cult following attacked the Capitol while congress was in session certifying the electoral college. They attempted to kidnap and hang the Vice President getting so close the Secret Service had to shoot a lady in the neck. Like children pushing to see how far they could take things, they understood death was where they drew the line. In that instant.
In another instant a woman was trampled to death while clinging onto a don’t tread on me flag. These power hunger adolescences went out of their way to trample someone to death whom they agreed with. The president asked them to stop in a half assed manner to which they got upset and said this was beyond control.
This one dude tased himself in the balls and succumbed to a stroke while stealing a panting off the capitol wall. That must hurt like a bitch, a full fifty thousand volts of electricity jolting into a saggy ball sack full of nerve endings. Karma is a bitch, man.
Then you got the guy that had a heart attack running from the National Guard, which Pence had to call in because Trump refused to send help. I mean of course he didn’t help, he literally sent the mob to overturn a duly elected president. Like a child and it’s their turn to give up the toy, the timer had went off, and they refused to give it up, even resorting to hitting to keep the presidency. Jesus am I writing this stuff down? I wonder if reality is really here?
When the wombat bites its pray and injects it’s venom into the subject it can be controlled mentally for a period of time. It targets very stupid people because the smart ones, the ones who have wandered out of the cave and had a look around taking it all in cannot be so easily controlled. So the wombat will wait for its prey in the corner of the cave just above the entrance. When the prey leaves the cave and only gets a glimpse of the outside before sprinting back inside out of fear that the unfamiliar was uncomfortable. At this point the wombat will attack its prey putting it under a spell. Until the venom takes over the brain and they can no longer be controlled by anything or anyone due to a loss of sanity.
This is the point when the Guilty Addictions Religious Affairs Editor decided to spread the good word in Parlor setting up an account and going undercover. This article will be released by Matt soon and will be just as hard hitting as his other assignments have been. I’m looking forward to getting a glimpse inside the minds of the “lizard people” as Matt eluded too. Who knows…
I’m going to drink some more beer and get right. While the writing is cathartic it is also tiring rehashing all this crazy mess we are in…
Eugene Goodman, what a badass he is. This Capitol Cop used himself as a decoy to distract the mob having them chase him up stairs and past the chambers that had legislators. Saving countless lives from being hung on the capitol steps where a gallow had been erected. Eugene also escorted Vice President Harris at the inauguration today.
Brian Sicknick was a Capitol Cop that was struck in the head with a fire extinguisher while protecting congressional aids hiding under their desk. He was transferred to the hospital and passed away due to injuries from blunt force. No telling how may lives he saved that day. A man willing to give his life for others protecting and serving his community. A true patriot.
After the National Guard came in and the FBI started arresting our fellow Americans because of the threats these people were spewing, after things calmed down. On Ticktok and Facebook I heard people threaten to murder President Joe Biden, Speaker Pelosi, Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Democrats among others. Truck drivers were threatening to stop shipping goods. Numerous Civil War threats all of which have been documented and responded to in an appropriate manner. Today, the losers were out in full force crying about their loss and continuing to spew conspiracy theories to the point insanity. That might be their state of mind right now.
We might need large institutions that we lock these people inside of and put them on the perfect cocktail of drugs that keeps them alive, but only able to do basic needs, and watch netflix; totally sedated. It’s the life many of them want to live anyway, everyone else making their decisions for them and telling the exactly how to think and act.
At this point Trump supporters need to apologize and actively work at not being racist and bigoted before being accepted back into American society. That's not who we are are as nation though, many will climb back under that rock they crawled out of. Going into hiding and being bigoted only at secret society meetings, but we know who they are. They showed their hand and you should hold them accountable.
Make no bones about it we almost lost our democracy and that’s not hyperbolic its simply the truth. However, Joe Biden has come to power and has the mandate to induce change with ownership of the house and senate. We’ll see the republicans play nice for the next four years in an attempt to shift the party to a more modern stance and this strategy might work. Joe will attempt to help them save face to some degree as a statesman should. This is our job to hold these politicians accountable and this is done in the voting booth.
You would think with everything failing and the entirety of every plot put forth to steal the election being a lie people would come to their senses. They said the voting machines were rigged, that illegal votes were common, dead people were voting and more. None of it was true and courts repeatedly threw out baseless law suits one after another. Even Judges that were appointed by Trump pointed out they had no facts when they attempted to sue.
Then they said that the election would not be certified by the state governors and of course they were. This robbed Trump of the ability to have states join him in election fraud. Then they said the congress would reach across the isle to over turn the election results, which they did not do. Then they said Pence would not certify the electoral college, which he did. Then they said Trump would sign the insurrection act, and put the army on the street declaring martial law and becoming a dictator. No shit! These people wanted democracy to end so they could get their way. The republicans played into this every step of the way too until their supporters snapped and attempted to gain control of the government. They then said that the face of Biden and Trump would be removed and replaced on the each others heads. Yes, like that shit movie Face Off. Now they believe Trump turned on them and let them down. How do they not see all the lies they have fallen for?
These stupid fucks firmly believe the election was stolen and no amount of truth or evidence could persuade them otherwise. There has to be a large swath of our population with serious mental health issues to believe this bullshit without question. Do they even understand they are Domestic Terrorists? Many who stormed the capitol were doctors, lawyers, business owners and elected officials. The heads of the movement, the ones with money surely they are smart enough to know. Then there are the folks who couldn’t make it to the capitol, the poor folks that couldn’t get a plane ticket, the low I.Q. voters. I bet they don’t have a fucking clue how stupid they are.
Now these stupid fucks believe the government is not in control and the military is running everything. They say Biden was sworn in at 11:57 thus negating his official capacity to be president. These people are convinced that Chief Justice John Roberts did not have the capacity to swear Biden in. Get this! They are saying on March 4th the entire government is going to jail and Trump is going to take over. Every-time their crazy conspiracy doesn't come true they make up something different. It's like the end of the world or Jesus coming back conspiracies. My God! These people are way too far gone! We are the ones who will pay in the end if we don't do something drastic.
My god. Am I saying this out loud? The Yuengling Black and Tan goes down fast when in a rage writing like a crazed trump supporter who just thought of a good lie to feed the sheep. The meds help level everything out and at least the vomit can be held back. The music went off that always makes the room spin on a night like this. Ah, yes Buffalo Springfield for what it’s worth on repeat. Jesus, this is like some scene in a drug fueled movie; why do I need a m&p Smith and Wesson with 27 rounds of hollow points? You know why it’s needed; have you been reading this?
The liberals are armed, haven’t you ever heard of Hunter S. Thompson? There are Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and Space Force liberals just itching for a fight. Some of us want healthcare for everyone, but don’t mind putting someone in the hospital if need be. Tolerance has about ran its course in these circles.
Make no bones about it, Biden is not tolerant, he’s a full blooded American, a Football Star salt of the earth liberal. He drives a Corvette and his drive up rallies were flooded with Jeeps, true Americans at their core. People that would never let America become a communist nation unlike the Trump supporters who literally made that their goal.
Right wingers always ask what Biden did in 47 years in office often saying, name one thing. There are too many to list honestly, but maybe that is an article for another time? Ha, that's hilarious. Anyway my favorite is the Violence Against Women Act that decreased domestic violence against women by over fifty percent. He literally saved the lives of many women and as a husband with a daughter this is an important improvement to America that should be noted. Never mind all the accomplishments he had as vice president too. Just look it up! He has accomplished a lot. Joe made some mistakes along the way, but learned from that like a good leader should. His positions have switched to be more liberal than he once was. Biden will give this job everything he's got and do well.
If he fucks up, of course he'll be held accountable. It's just how we roll. We'll eat our own for ethics. Just look at Ale Franken for gods sake.
A fitting beginning for a president Biden he held a socially distant inauguration that held on to every tradition America has had; except a peaceful transfer of power. For the first time in our history we had to walk on broken glass to carry out our traditions with the absence of a childish president. Like a true wombat he flew south hopefully to disappear and never be heard of again.
Hunter once wrote an eulogy for Nixon and I hope to do the same with this former president. To live that extra second to kick him when he is truly down will provide some sick satisfaction. I should live stream my writing some time that would freak everyone out, hell just the consumption is mind blowing. The music does become fuel at some point when you tap into the beat, and hear all the little percussions, the melody floats across your ears; on repeat this intensifies and gives the writer a jolt. Maybe, it’s the ether either way it’s one hell of a time.
Biden walked down the damn road and into the White House like his predecessors have. No one squeezed off a shot or attempted to storm him. Probably, out of shear fear of getting their ass kicked. The man is in good shape for his age and he ain’t fucking around. Many people don’t know Biden is the under dog, the regular Joe, a non bullshitter who told us the ugly truths we didn’t want to hear for a long time. He didn’t win his first presidential bides because he was a redneck, uncouth, a regular Joe. These are the people who make the most impact, the underdog.
Biden has already put together the most diverse cabinet in the history of the U.S. Harris is a Black and South Asian person and the first woman to hold the position, with a Jewish husband. Fifty percent of his cabinet are people of color even surpassing Obama's forty percent. Deb Haaland, for secretary of the Interior is a Native American Indian who can now take unprecedented measures to correct the atrocities carried out by the government to the Native Americans. Dr. Rachel Levine, an outwardly trans woman for secretary of health. Mayor Pete is the first openly gay cabinet member in charge of the department of transportation. The Air Force's new top officer, Gen. Charles Brown Jr., is the first African American to serve as a military service chief. He will be the first Black officer on the Joint Chiefs of Staff. This is historic for all religions, colors, sexual orientation, cultures, and people everywhere. It is what America is supposed to be, it is a melting pot of individuals who respect one another’s free will and happiness. When they get to work, shit's going to get done.
We can’t ignore Georgia electing a Black man and a Jewish man as state senators giving the Democrats a split senate. Vice President Harris will be the tie breaker and that gives the majority to the Democrats. The Democrats also won the house giving the full control of the federal government. It should be noted the Republicans won some seats and gained some ground. Their loss was not historic in nature and this will allow them to slow down things in the senate, this really will depend on the amount of Democrats willingness to work together. If they lock arms coming out of the tunnel, all voting the liberal line they can do anything they want. However, in reality there will be some who vote more conservative than many would like.
One could argue this is by design and everything will fall into place. I believe Biden will be the most liberal president we have seen since FDR and he has the ability to have a legacy of that stature. If everything goes right and he gets COVID under control, revamps the economy, adds a state or two, expands the Supreme Court and improves healthcare he’ll have an excellent chance of re-election. If the Dems take more control of the house and senate then medicare for all and national minimum wage will be achievable.
Police reform will have to take place along side all this. A lot of cops lost their jobs because they are Trump terrorists and a few in the army too. Police culture must change and the job should aim to protect and serve. The defunding of tanks and other Army equipment to use on American citizens might be beneficial.
I think that's it and I’m tired so this is the end.
We have a real president, instead of the reality tv star president we had for 4 years. It’s over; reality can resume. I’m sorry for the abuse you had to endure as an American. Now it’s time to heal our wounds. Progressives won; let’s move forward.
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